Fantasy retail therapy

We're off to a fancy-ful family wedding in a couple of weeks.  Just makes a body automatically think of buying a new outfit, from head to toe, doesn't it?  Now me, I have to be in the MOOD to shop, and sadly, I'm not.  But..if I WAS, I might indulge in something kinda like this:

or..maybe this:

or..

.....alas..are my downfall!  All that fantasy retail therapy and all I've managed to get is a bunch of shoes (or in the case of my choices above, "tendon tearers" as my hubby would say).  Which, truth to tell, none of which could I possibly wear...seeing as how as a grandchic in my 6th decade, shall we just say that my uh.. "center of gravity" has more or less.. uh.. "shifted", and I would no doubt break a leg or something the first step I took, not even to mention the first dance I danced!  Sadly, (sniff sniff) I was born too late for these fabulous shoes..maybe Cuppycake can wear them for me!  (She fortunately has NO center of gravity issues!)  Wow, just THINK of the money I've saved today! :)  It can be useful to live vicariously thru your projeny..